Just try it

wild-saber1337:

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I’m not sorry for having you know this exists XD

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mahgck:

dzamie:

mahgck:

mahgck:

its so funny to me that people on twitter n tiktok are like “ok but porns still banned on tumblr so at least we’re better then them” as if they dont have to typ3 w0rd$ I1k3 th!$ to get around their censors

y34h, 4t l34st on th1s s1t3 you c4n t3ll th4t th3 p3rson h4s 4 p4rt1cul4r, mor3 4nnoy1ng r34son to typ3 l1k3 th1s

i want to you to eat deodorant

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myce:

anyone else find that line about “standard industry practices” hilarious

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phlebasthebroenician:

My favorite rejected New Yorker submission

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wizardpostsdotorg:

secondrate-lich:

wizardpostsdotorg:

the best part abt torrenting imo is that it reminds me so much of the old internet with the “12 minutes left, 53 minutes left, 50 minutes left. 2 hrs. ok it’s done.”

Yes, and also not paying.

yeah the not paying is the best part also

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cafffine:

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

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greatmountainfloofsquatch:

weeee:

Time shifting

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I wanted this but the original poster is transphobic

It’s the Analog “Hole”. It’s exploitable. Only issue is losing some quality, but if your equipment is good, you can get pretty decent quality.

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kyraneko:

thestuffedalligator:

My favourite type of movie is “period piece romance but fantasy-horror hijinks happen and now everyone has to adapt to the new genre or die,” ala Curse of the Black Pearl, Anastasia, The Mummy (1999)

“everybody has to adapt to the new genre” is really criminally underutilized in general

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somethingusefulfromflorida:

schifty-al:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

elamarth-calmagol:

elodieunderglass:

pervocracy:

allthingslinguistic:

The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.) 

Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.

haha look it’s where those noises live in your dang FACE, TRY IT

Very helpful actually

“Pissing” goes from the front of your mouth to the back of your throat.

Originally posted by gem-de-lune

“Pisser King” stays in your mouth a bit longer. Gotta savor the flavor.

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prokopetz:

Some people say the Legend of Zelda series has too many different ancient sky-dwelling precursor civilisations. I say those people are cowards. The next Zelda game should feature the ruins of an ancient sky-dwelling precursor civilisation whose statues and murals all inexplicably look exactly like Tingle.

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